maker of ads and bad jokes.


Yeah, it's just B.


From day one we are fed endless lectures on professionalism. We are taught what language is appropriate in an email, how to fluff up our resumes with big words and lengthy bullshit descriptions, and how to present ourselves on the web with a nice headshot and cookie-cutter display of our work. 

All of this seemed a bit unsettling to me. I'd prefer to be honest with my audience and flaunt my "imperfections." 

So this is me: a gritty little lady with a mouth full of sailor talk, a heart that understands, and a mind stuffed with inconceivable imagination. 

My dream is to work alongside ad superstars and be an amazing momma to my pets.